Crazy emoticon story

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This was done by mel and me over MSN on the day when blocks are over We randomly posted emoticons and then connected them all together to form a story. HERE GOES!

There’s this crazy boy who shakes his head violently, then laughs to himself. Then he just stares straight at you. The girl beside him was -.-. The boy then gave her a droopy rose. The girl stared in annoyance. The boy was heartbroken. The girl was so smug with herself for rejecting a boy. He was then thinking what he should give her. Then he decided on a puppy! The girl doesn’t like furry animals, and sent out a brown monster to eat it up. The girl was overjoyed that the monster ate the puppy. The boy being a dog lover, was very depressed when the puppy got eaten up.

Then he decided that he was too obsessed over the girl and gave up on her. He became HAPPY But without a girl to occupy his time, he was bored. He went to the beach with sunglasses to look cool. So then he decided to reach out for the stars to impress the girls at the beach. But he cannot reach, but instead stared at them for so long he was zonked. Then, music came from afar, and broke his stare at the stars. Then he had nothing to do again, thus went back home and studied until he very tired. He felt very frustrated with himself and bangs his head on the wall. After that he stared at himself and became a narcissist. However, he found that he wasn’t as handsome as he’d thought.

A mutant apple came along, and made him handsome. The mutant apple then told him that in return for it, he must agree to be flushed down a toilet bowl. When he emerged from the toilet bowl, he was mutated into a tomato. The fuzzy toy he always carries around came to life. He was hinting at it to come along with him. The tomato (boy) was angry that he got turned into a tomato and attacked the apple.

The apple was sliced into half and died. A ghost shark came along, who is a relative of the dead apple, and wanted revenge. He threatened to eat up the tomato. Then suddenly the tomato was reminiscing about his lost love and went crazy thinking about her. He was emotional and took out a hankie. He waved goodbye to the world before letting shark eat him. The shark took pity on him and forgave him. He was so relieved that he went back home to study.

Only then he realized that he has no hands and cannot study. And he was like. What…and cannot do anything. He felt dim. With nothing that he can do, he wrapped himself with a white bed sheet and slept on the table, slacking. His mom came and was wondering where he was, super mad that he is not home. Then she found that there was an alive bao on his table.

She poked the bao and the tomato was so in pain he tears. Mum was happy, because she had just ran out of tomatoes. Now she has tomato to cook dinner! She was clapping for joy. Then the tomato was screaming at her that HE IS HER SON!

Mum thought she was day dreaming. Then the tomato hinted at her in the way of raising eyebrows to show that he is her son. The mum was amazed and battered her eyelashes in surprise.

And they were reunited as tomato and mum

朋友

好久没来了。这是为了学而陈老师逼我们写的。真是的。害死我了啦。当这是对老师们的感谢吧。如果要我在短时间内再写作文之类的，我真是要爆毙了。bao 好像写错了。不管了啦。

看到朋友这两个字眼，第一个印象就是与我们同龄的亲朋好友。可是，从有想过老师们也是我们的朋友？赞扬感谢老师们的文章是处处可见。老师是园丁，培植我们一颗颗渺小的种子，帮我们施肥、浇水，让我们茁壮地成长。老师像是一根火光夺目的蜡烛，照亮了别人，却耗尽了自己。“师者,所以传道,授业,解惑也。” ——唐.韩愈《师说》老师是勤奋与传达知识，回答我们的疑问的人。老师都被这么比喻着；他们给予学生们的知识道理，无限的爱，但自己却不求回报。

但是这不且在学生与老师之间划了分割了吗？老师是那么的高尚，高不可攀。师生之间好像有了一段距离。这不代表以上的描述是虚假的，只是这种对老师的敬爱与感谢不应该以夸张的手法来体现，而是以真心朴实地表现。

老师也曾经是学生，有几分童真。能与学生开心相处也是老师的愿望，所以对彼此的感情为何不能像朋友一般？在学习生涯中，我遇到了许多如朋友一样的老师们。这算是一个记录，与关于老师的回忆。

记得刚来到新加坡的时候，连简单的英文字母也不懂。在家里慌忙学习一阵子后，我也就糊里糊涂地上了小二。那时的班主任是刘老师，也是我的英文老师。这地方生疏，突然间又遇见这么多陌生的脸孔。我当时真是害羞，战战兢兢地向自己的座位走去。还以为就此就罢，接着刘老师就指定我做那组的组长。那时的感受，真是不知怎么形容。我是一位新生，怎么能让我当呢？我心里有些害怕。刘老师却满脸堆笑地说这是习惯环境，认识同学的最佳方法。

一路上，她总是会指导我怎么做，比如收作业等等。渐渐地，我也与组员们亲密起来，我的同桌也十分友善，在英文方面上帮助我。刘老师也把我叫进了英文辅助班。英文语法、词汇、造句…她总是特别照顾我，时时查看我听懂了没有。最难忘的是，一次的英文考试中，我竟然及格了！刘老师一箭双雕，指出我这个刚刚学习英文的外来生能考得比本地学生好，一方面为我鼓舞，一方面激励同学们再接再厉。自从小二，刘老师就是我最喜欢的老师之一。

到了小三，我必须选择一个课外辅助活动。那时，我的华文老师李老师看上了我端正秀丽的字眼，就建议我学书法。李老师可是新加坡其中一位书法家，也是学校书法班的负责老师。上了年纪的他，给我第一个印象就是一位和蔼可亲的老爷爷。他幽默风趣，不论在华文课上或书法课上，总能逗着我们笑。他可算是与我相处最多年的老师。

印象最深刻的是一次华文课，我与同桌忘了带课本。我心想，这下应该会被骂，要抄课文吧。出乎所料的，李老师却平静地叫我借用旁边的同学的课本，但把同桌骂了一顿。同桌也不服，问李老师为什么我没带而没有挨骂。我听了，心里也蛮难受的。李老师却不动声色，说我是怎么怎么好，这次只是偶然的，而他是经常忘了带课本的，应分别来看待。

从这次的事件，我发现了李老师是宠我的。到了现在，我还是为了这件事感到内疚。不过，你这么多年来如此的照顾真的很让我感动。

日夜如梭，一转眼已经要毕业了。那时我是多么不舍得许多小学老师啊。班主任曾老师在放假前的最后一天，把全班集合在办公室外面的空间来。当我们都在她面前坐好了，听着她讲些琐事以后，她终于有些困难地说出了想说的事。

“我真的很高兴教了你们这一班。你们带给了我欢乐，也教了我很多东西。这些话我可是极不想跟你们说的，所以现在是最后一天了，必不得已才说的。希望你们在中学时多多加油…”曾老师说到这里就哽咽了，为了隐藏泪水，转头就跑进了办公室去了，留下我们呆呆地坐着。

大家都被打动了，几乎每个同学的眼泪都簌簌而下，有些还哭成一片。一下子与曾老师相处的两年浮现于我们的脑海中，越想越舍不得。

但是还得上中学。原本想着中学老师一定不比以前的亲切，但是这观念过了几天就被推到了。教我数学两年的陈老师是我最佩服、最会让数学可变得有趣的老师。他在策划课程时特别的用心，尽量想出新颖的方式来帮助我们学习。在课堂上，也十分幽默，喜欢取笑我们，像是个淘气的孩子似的。

不过，他还有另外一面：执着、奋力的一面。一天我来不及做一份作业，在放学后把它做完。到了时候，已经是5点半了。走下一层阶梯，看到数学部门前的桌凳上坐着陈老师。他还在埋头批改我们的作业。走到跟前，我递给了他我的作业，笑着说声对不起。他也觉得惊奇，问了我怎么这么晚了还没回家。当他知道原因后，他装严厉的对我说下次不要这样了。

我再傻笑了一番，走下阶梯回家了。倒应该我问他这么晚了为何没回家呢。想着老师还得批改作业，不禁有些心酸。他为何不能不这么奋力工作吗？当时有一种冲动，一种想哭的感觉。

这里提到的老师们，都让我深有感触。希望你们都能开心得过着每一天，为更多的学生带来欢笑与温暖。

谢谢你们，我的朋友们。

小说创作-雨痕

呵呵。好不容易写出来的。评价评价吧！告诉我什么地方可以少描述一些。太长了！谢谢谢谢！

“李立，96分，德凯，98 分…”徐老师正在以洪亮的声音公布期中考试的数学成绩。在一阵掌声下，李立和德凯一个接着一个的，光荣地向老师走去，从他手里接过测验卷。两人都十分满意，带有喜悦地回到了自己的座位。

大家准备开始与同桌讨论卷子，但突然停住了。徐老师手中还有一张卷子。

“最后，这位同学是值得赞扬的。她就是芝慧，在这次测验中取得了满分!”徐老师满脸堆着欢喜，伸出拿着的最后一卷测验的手，鼓励芝慧上前来领取。

当老师提起她的名字时，她的心猛烈地跳了一下，从对自己的不肯定中自拔。芝慧战战兢兢地从座位上站起来，缓缓地向老师走去。这段短短的距离，在一双双的目光下，一下子显得那么的遥远。隔了一段像真空似的肃静，同学们才开始鼓掌起来。

接过考卷，看到右上角鲜红的 ‘100分’的那个时刻，对芝慧来说像一场梦，一丝甜美的回忆。常常被班上的同学遗忘的她，突然间有许多女生向她祝贺，把害羞孤僻的芝慧弄得十分尴尬。终于等到了放学的时候，她松了一口气，赶紧收拾东西离开课室。外面阴暗雷电交叉的天气也阻挡不了她心里暗暗的喜悦。

“芝慧！等等我！”背后传来了熟悉的声音。

转身一看，原来是温琦，一个友善，开朗的女生。虽然她的成绩一般，但在体育方面十分杰出，十分受欢迎。孤独一人的她大概只有温琦最接近“朋友”的定义。

“下这么大的雨，跟我一起坐车回家吧！我会把你载到家门口的。来吧！”温琦一下子跑到了芝慧身旁，诚恳地请求着。

走到校门口，芝慧撑起了一把孤独的伞，转头微微一笑，说声：“不必了，谢谢。明天见！”

在倾盆大雨中，单独的背影，渐渐地消失了。

“这个芝慧，也真是的，好好的车不坐，反而要走路回家。”温琦自言自语，再叹了一口气，便坐进了爸爸开的车，向往回家的路。

****

芝慧匆忙得躲到一座老旧的组屋的楼下。把雨伞上的水抖掉后，她向最近的楼梯走去。这条回家的路，是再熟悉不了的。她与爸爸在这里度过了漫长的九年，省吃俭用，简简单单地过着每一天。来到了第二层，棕色的木门前，她把手中的锁匙插入了眼孔中，轻轻一转，把门推开了。

没有人在家。

芝慧不禁有些失望。这次数学考了的第一名，她兴奋得要想向爸爸报告，却一时忘记他这个时候不会在家。他又在什么时候在家呢？为了补贴家用，爸爸一口气承担三份工作。每天放学回到家，爸爸总是出外打工，经常连一眼都没见到。即使是周末，也只有中午的一段时间相处，多数只用纸条沟通。

爸爸如此拼命的工作，主要是因为芝慧的学费。芝慧的学校是全城有名的初中，学费特别昂贵。芝慧当初拒绝选择这所学校，想为爸爸减轻负担。但是爸爸却坚决说她的才华不应就这样而失去了发挥的空间，无论如何都要芝慧进入那所学校。芝慧也因此奋力地学习, 做个懂事的孩子，争取不辜负爸爸的期望，不用爸爸替她操心。

至于她的妈妈，在芝慧那小小的生命诞生的时候，难产去世了。自从爸爸告诉她这件事，她一直觉得是自己惹成的祸。可能是没有了母爱的后果，她自小就很孤僻。她不敢跟任何人有近距离的接触，也对自己的交界能力丧失了信心。

她把测验卷放在显眼的地方，写好了纸条提醒爸爸签名。接着，她如往常一样，关自己的房间里埋头苦干，需要吃晚餐的时候才搁笔。一到九点半，芝慧就会去冲个凉，然后就爬进被窝里睡觉。虽然每天都是如此，她也不觉得厌倦。

第二天起来，她满怀期待地去查看测验卷。在家长签名的部分，有个像是匆忙乱签的字眼。除了卷子，没有其他的纸条。伤感在那刹那一涌而起。好不容易得到的成绩，爸爸却什么也没说，又去做工了。至少，芝慧也想看到一个‘很好’、‘继续努力’之类的一句话。站在桌子旁发呆的她，突然转身过去，回房准备书包，上学去了。

*****

芝慧今天格外早的来到了学校。踏进课室，她发现已经有一些同学在课室里叽叽喳喳的谈话了。

大家一见到芝慧，教室马上就变得鸦雀无声。芝慧也不知不觉停住了脚步，感到十分奇怪。紧接着，同学们又返回自己的小组，再次谈话，但是音量明显的调低了。

当她走过一群男生，李立突然大声地说：“那个嘉芝慧，好像得了第一名是没什么大不了的事。说不定是从老师那儿偷来答案来抄的呢。”

一阵嘲笑声。

芝慧霎那间想要停住脚步。但是坚强的她压制自己的心理感受，忍住泪水，迅速地走到自己的座位。周围的女生显然听到了。大数似乎有同感，低头假装认真做作业或继续谈话。芝慧恨不得有个洞能钻进去。

她只好装着若无其事的样子，静静地复习功课。但在心里，愤怒的焰火与伤心的泪水正在搏斗。对李立没有根据的怀疑，芝慧真是忍无可忍，真想反抗。但是，理智告诉她这么做也不能证明什么。她就只好吞下这口气，以往度过了这天。

可是，芝慧不知道的是，在那群男生中，有一位没有嘲笑她的人。

德凯心里正感到内疚。李立是因为芝慧是个女生，而考得比他们两人高，感到愤愤不平，说出了伤人的话。他终于决定在放学之前向她道歉。

看见大部分的学生已经离开了教室，他才向还正在收拾书包的芝慧走去。当芝慧注意到德凯的时候，她发现她正往他那棕色的眼睛里瞧。就那么几秒，他们俩儿注视着对方，然后几乎同时突然地转头往别处看。

“呃…至于今天早上发生的事，我十分对不起。你要知道李立那个人十分好胜，请不要介意他的无理。那…明天见！”害羞的德凯不敢再直视芝慧，尴尬地说完后就马上掉头离开了。

芝慧也不知所措，傻傻的站在那里，连书包也忘了收拾。听了这些话，她对李立的愤怒瞬间平息了，自己尊严上的划伤也愈合了。她心里涌起有种莫名奇妙的感觉。是欣慰吗？感谢有人体会到她的感受的感动吗？连她自己也说不清。

“芝慧！发什么呆啊！”温琦突然冒了出来，在她眼前晃晃手腕上的手表。“三点了啦！放学了！”

芝慧回过神来，笑着对温琦说：“知道啦！”她赶紧把一本本书塞进书包里。“你来找我有事吗？”

“没事会找你啊？”看到芝慧奇怪的眼神，她加了一句：“开玩笑啦！我听说了早上的事了。”她等了一等，仔细观察芝慧的表情。

显然看不出奇异之处，温琦又问：“咦，真的完全没有影响到你？不可能吧？李立若敢那么说我，我就给他好看！”

“是有一些。但是现在没事了。”芝慧回答道。

“是因为我表哥跟你说了什么？”温琦自满地说道。

还不等芝慧的回答，她又开始说话了：“等等，我有说他是我表哥吗？这下惨了！你什么都没听见！没听见！”

就在一秒之内，温琦的神情有了个180度的转变。

“唉，没办法了。现在你知道我们俩儿的关系了吧！高兴了吧！”她叽里咕噜地说道。

一直默默无言的芝慧看着她自言自语，感到好笑。

“那你从今天起一定要成为我的朋友，保守这个秘密!”温琦霸道地指令芝慧。

“我愿意当你的朋友好了吧？”芝慧笑着说。

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原本不开心的事情在那一天变得如此美好。温琦那惹人又气又可笑的性格，一下子让芝慧感到自在，自己也不再那么害羞了。德凯也对她有善意，碰面的时候都会微微地对她一笑。与她形影不离的温琦老是在这时候出现，暗示说她表哥对她有意思，搞得芝慧羞得红通通的。虽然其他同学都对她冷漠，但是只要知道班上有两位不嫌弃她的人，她已经很满足了。

可是好景不长，不到几个月，麻烦找上门来了。

上数学课的时候，徐老师一进课室，大家都感到一种不祥的预感。

“同学们下午好，今天我听到了一件让人遗憾的事情。今天早上，我通知了各个班级关于我遗失的一份期末考的参考答案。李立在休息时间通报我说是被芝慧偷走的。显然的，在上次的考试，芝慧得到的成绩也是因此而得到的。”徐老师以严肃的语气宣布着，直看着芝慧。那眼神充满了失望，让她眼泪簌簌而下。

“徐老师，我从来都没有做过这种事!不是我偷的，真的！”她激动地站了起来。

“对啊，她不是你想的那种无耻的人！我能替她证明！”温琦也站起来发言，为芝慧辩护。

“查看她的书包不就知道了吗？”李立以嘲笑的态度建议到。

芝慧盯了李立一眼，便把自己的书包放在桌子上，打开一翻，把内容全都倒出来。出乎所料的，一张纸也飘了出来。那是参考答案。她十分惊讶，连话都说不出了。

就这样，芝慧被怀疑偷了参考答案。那一天也如梦似的过去了。唯一的区别是，这是一场噩梦。还没从事件中清醒过来的芝慧，破例让两位朋友一同到她家去。一路上，温琦费尽心机制造出一些笑话来鼓舞她，德凯则一直说些安慰的话让她舒服点。

推开家门，芝慧感到十分惊奇。

爸爸坐在凳子上，似乎在想些什么，神情灰暗。

“爸爸怎么了？没去打工吗？生病啦？”芝慧上前追问道。

爸爸缓缓地面向芝慧，毫无表情地说：“被开除了。”

这震惊的消息添加了芝慧的烦恼。现在的她再也承担不起一下子受到的两个打击，失落地坐到了地上。“为什么会变成这样？为什么？我们有做错什么吗？”她的哭声真让站在一旁的两位朋友心碎。

“没有关系，芝慧。我会问爸爸他的公司缺不缺人手，一定会帮你爸爸找到工作的。别担心，一切都会好起来的。”温琦坚定地对她说，蹲下来把手放在他肩膀上。

德凯也坐在芝慧的旁边，把手绕到芝慧的背上，轻轻地拍着。“我也会找到证据证明你的清白。别哭了，我们都知道你不会做出那种事。”

芝慧与父亲都被她朋友的举动感动了。她伸出双臂抱住在身旁的两位。

“谢谢你们！没有你们我真不知道该这么办！”

******

老天爷天又不作好，外面下起了倾盆大雨。芝慧，温琦和德凯三人正准备回家。

“太好了！期末考终于结束了！万岁！”温琦兴奋地欢呼着，把自己的书包往上扔，然后敏捷地再把它接住。

这已经是不幸的事情发生后的数日了。多谢德凯的帮助，芝慧得到了她的清白。原来是李立，一直为了上次考试输给了她的事情耿耿于怀，酝酿这次的诡计把祸驾给芝慧。其实，期中考李立取得的好成绩，是因为他偷了参考答案。贪婪的他，知道经过了这次的事件是拿不回答案的，已经把答案抄进一本册子，后来被德凯发现了。

至于她的爸爸，现在已经进入了温琦爸爸的企业了。郭先生看见芝慧的爸爸十分勤奋，还特地付钱让他学更多的技能，有意提升他的职位。

芝慧的生活终于得到了改善，自己也更活泼开朗了。

“看你高兴的样子，成绩出来后会有什么样的表情啊？”德凯一副有意欺负自己的表妹的样子，冲着温琦嘻嘻的笑。

“好啦好啦，知道了!你们这对夫妻一定全包班上第一第二名，好了吧。真是的…”温琦气败地喊道。

随着一阵阵欢笑，三人撑着五颜六色的雨伞，向大雨中走去。这一次的雨，再也不是以前那悲伤的眼泪，而是让草坪更绿，让空气清晰的一泼凉爽的水。在雨中，弥漫着友情与温暖，芝慧能深刻的体会到。

她已不是孤独一个人了。

终

Maybe…

In order to make this blog more..uh. FILLED. i shall post a lousy attempt at starting my story which i havent given a name to yet. i may have to delete this post away after i got my final out, which is not gonna happen for a very very very very long time. so. just a filler i guess. -.- i shouldnt be doing this. ahh. physics stuff are UNDONE. im so gonna. ARGH. die ._.

The first fleeting rays of sunlight seeped through the shabby yet well maintained wooden cabin, creating a warm ambience. Cheery tweeters sounded in Phearsa’s ears as morning birds took flight into the woodlands in search of food.

She lay in bed, hesitating in getting up. After some consideration, she stifled a yawn and threw up her blankets. Climbing out of bed, she slipped on her shoes and shuffled out of her bedroom. Clanking of cooking pots and pans could be heard from the kitchen. Her parents were already up, she noted.

Bleary-eyed, she muttered a greeting as she entered the tidy kitchen. Mr Zollie sat at the dining table, engrossed in reading the morning papers, large sheets blocking most of the view of him. Barely glancing up, he grunted a ‘morning’.

Mrs Zollie however, replied her with the most cheerful smile.

“Breakfast’s bacon and eggs,” she announced as she skilfully flipped the egg over with a flick of wrist. She then turned to Phearsa with a wink, “Your favourite.”

Mrs Zollie was a jolly woman, or she would rather call herself lady of mid forties. Round faced, she had a natural pink tinge to her cheeks. One would not deem her plump, however. She was moderately tall which made up for her short coming in lateral size. What were attractive about her were her eyes, always twinkling in delight. Her merry attitude was infectious, and people find themselves somewhat livelier around her.

Phearsa sniffed at the food as she passed.

“Mmm…smells great, mum,” she commented wearily. Her mum’s enthusiasm barely broke through her gloomy shroud.

Striding over to where her dad was sitting, she pulled out a chair and sat beside him. “Anything new on the papers? It’s been a while since you were so intent on reading them,” she inquired, already scanning the paper laid out before his eyes.

Mr Zollie was a good-natured man in his late forties. Age was creeping up on him. Streaks of silver could be seen in the mass of tidy clump of hair on his head. Tall and fit, his frame was prominently defined.This had probably aroused some giggles from female middle aged neighbours. If one expect Mrs Zollie to be particular about it, he is absolutely wrong. Instead, she teased him often, causing him to flush embarrassingly at times.

Not much over there. sighs. dont mind the name. it is not exactly me. but kinda, when you read on. sighs. my writing skills are bleah, i realised.

Updated: 16 June (yes, im not doing my hw.)

Holiday Headaches

you must be staring at the title, aren’t you? Well, i’ve got to make it clear that it is absolutely true. loads of homework to catch up on, won’t be posting for the holidays, nor when school reopens, nor when it is the block tests period.

Get the idea? I WON’T BE POSTING FOR A UNLIMITED TIME.

Probably only when the next holidays come, or if i can, after the block tests. D:

it’s sad.

Influencial me

i’ve dragged someone…ELINA! to come and blog here yayness! She’s gonna use it for daily stuff, and also maybe write something now and then.

chain reaction! Xinboon -> me -> Elina

oh and Elina sounds so weird. to me, it doesnt really match her. hmmm. i’ve linked her there, so yeah

Enjoy the blogging experience!

Airy Tales

Pages of magic, fantasy and imagination

Of faraway lands, towering castles,

Vicious monsters and evil spirits,

Brave knights and enchanting fairies…

Filled with fascination

Yet in a sorry state.

Trapped in the forgotten closet,

Dark and foreboding.

Covered with cobwebs and dust,

Battered, torn and dog eared,

Melancholic

Light lined the closet door,

And excitement filled the air,

A promise of freedom.

How long had it been?

Eternity.

“Airy tales?”

Taking a careless peek

At the faded letterings.

With a swipe of a hand,

It was cast away.

Forsaken.

The wait begins anew.

Dawn will come,

Won’t it?

Just a random poem assignment that i did in sch. Since this is to be the dumping ground for all those nonsense i’ve done, might as well add this to the collection.

(i need to know how to use this THING. i can’t split the thing into stanzas!GRRR. Help?)

Hi there..?

Due to some influence from Xinboon, I’m starting tis blog to accommodate my horrible writing. Oh wells. i shan’t start self deprecating already. So then. GREAT BRILLIANT WRITING. nevermind. Just. Look forward to my posts? XD

Seriously, i dont know if i’ve got any of the writing genes in me. But i’m the daring type. Why not?